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Explore the unknown with this Dangerously Unexplained T-shirt, perfect for fans of UFOs, cryptids, paranormal encounters, and out-there conspiracies. Whether you're a true believer, a curious skeptic, or just love a good mystery-themed graphic tee, this design brings humor and style to all things peculiar. Featuring bold, quirky artwork inspired by Mothman, Bigfoot, aliens, secret government cover-ups, haunted places, and more, this shirt makes a great gift for weird friends, truth seekers, and lovers of the unexplained.

 

Add some paranormal flair to your wardrobe and embrace the strange! Funny and quirky T-Shirt featuring cryptids like Bigfoot, Mothman, and Goatman at a support group meeting. Perfect for fans of sci-fi and supernatural creatures. Great for casual wear and would make a unique gift for lovers of cryptids and conspiracy theories. Ideal for occasions like Halloween, Comic-Con, and sci-fi conventions.

 

Product features

- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

- Side seams for structural support

- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention

- Shoulder tape for stability

- Vibrant sleeve and neck label printing techniques

 

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean 

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Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.00
Sleeve length, in8.909.209.509.7010.0010.40
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.50

 

Cryptids Anonymous First Rule: We Dont Exist T Shirt, Humorous Unisex Tee

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